nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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