talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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