yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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