it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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