i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
