I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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