so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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