i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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