Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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