I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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