dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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