i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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