I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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