Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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