Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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