I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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