He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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