If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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