I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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