Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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