Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
as a side note pls kill me
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