I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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