Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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