i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
