You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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