Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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