It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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