writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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