You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize