apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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