The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
