i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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