Its about making memories worth repressing
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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