if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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