haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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