Well douche your snatch and let's go!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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