I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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