i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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