They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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