Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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