I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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