I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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