wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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