He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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