But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
The air taste purple.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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