she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
love makes seman taste better
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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