Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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