i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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