what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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