I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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