Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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