I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
