Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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