I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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