I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize
