Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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