Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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