yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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