at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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